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Bottle Opener Belt Buckles

Bottle opener belt buckles.

These little gadgets come with a warning. Keep your opening at half throttle. A little to zealous and you'll hit your self with a a bottle.

The ultimate in functionality. Never go thirsty again with that unopened beer right there next to you. Just pluck that top off with your crotch. Yep your crotch. A crotch so powerful it'll pop the top of any bottle.

Not only fun and functional but the the best party gadget you'll ever own. Everyone will need the assistance of your crotch. Your crotch will be the life of the party. I'm crackin myself up just visualizing it. Imagine your friends shock when you offer to open their beer and then bring that bottle of sumptuous golden liquid to your crotch. It'll catch a little attention.

Straight from crotch to mouth. Efficiency in motion. Ok, ok yes there are plenty of potential jokes here. Liven up the party. Somebody really needs to do some good youtube videos of this device. If you do one send me the link and I'll post it here. This has potential for some really funny stuff. Careful though!



Of course if you can do this you won't need one

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