These little gadgets
come with a warning. Keep your
opening at half throttle. A
little to zealous and you'll
hit your self with a a bottle.
The ultimate in
functionality. Never go
thirsty again with that
unopened beer right there next
to you. Just pluck that top
off with your crotch. Yep your
crotch. A crotch so powerful
it'll pop the top of any
bottle.
Not only fun
and functional but the the
best party gadget you'll ever
own. Everyone will need the
assistance of your crotch.
Your crotch will be the life
of the party. I'm crackin
myself up just visualizing it.
Imagine your friends shock
when you offer to open their
beer and then bring that
bottle of sumptuous golden
liquid to your crotch. It'll
catch a little attention.
Straight from crotch
to mouth. Efficiency in
motion. Ok, ok yes there are
plenty of potential jokes
here. Liven up the party.
Somebody really needs to do
some good youtube videos of
this device. If you do one
send me the link and I'll post
it here. This has potential
for some really funny stuff.
Careful though!
