Confederate Belt Buckles |
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"Governor, if I had foreseen
the use these people desired
to make of their victory,
there would have been no
surrender at Appomattox, no,
sir, not by me. Had I seen
these results of subjugation,
I would have preferred to die
at Appomattox with my brave
men, my sword in this right
hand."
--- General Robert E.
Lee,
CSA - as told to Texas
ex-governor F. W. Stockdale
How to tell if you are a
confederate.
 Do you
know how many fish make
up a mess? The differnc
between “perty near” and “a
right far piece”. The
differences between a redneck,
a good ol' boy, and white
trash. You never lend your
tools, your pickup, or your
gun to nobody. At some point
in the past you have swallowed
tobacco juice. You know what
general direction cattywampus
is. If you've ever dated a
girl named Shawnette or
Georgette. If your name is
Merleen, Bodie, Ovine,
LutherRay, Tammy Lynn, Darla
Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy,
Clovis, or something similar.
Do you have a rebel flag
mounted in the back of your
pickup truck? If any of this
is you then you might be a
confederate. Then just look
yonder right down below and
pick the right confederate
belt buckle for you. Because
you know belts are for more
things than just holding
daddies pants up don't cha. |
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