Confederate Belt Buckles

"Governor, if I had foreseen the use these people desired to make of their victory, there would have been no surrender at Appomattox, no, sir, not by me. Had I seen these results of subjugation, I would have preferred to die at Appomattox with my brave men, my sword in this right hand."

    --- General Robert E. Lee,

CSA - as told to Texas ex-governor F. W. Stockdale

How to tell if you are a confederate.

Do you know how many fish make up a mess? The differnc between “perty near” and “a right far piece”. The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and white trash. You never lend your tools, your pickup, or your gun to nobody. At some point in the past you have swallowed tobacco juice. You know what general direction cattywampus is. If you've ever dated a girl named Shawnette or Georgette. If your name is Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, LutherRay, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, or something similar. Do you have a rebel flag mounted in the back of your pickup truck? If any of this is you then you might be a confederate. Then just look yonder right down below and pick the right confederate belt buckle for you. Because you know belts are for more things than just holding daddies pants up don't cha.